The Wheat Thin Incident

It might be a little early in my blogging to share a gross story, but since it happened last night and it is fresh on my mind I'll share it anyway.  My apologies in advance...

One of my favorite things about my relationship with my husband is we can be totally silly and stupid and act like children even though we are 28 and 30.  It makes our marriage fun.  We like to laugh, whether it is with each other or at each other or at ourselves, its all in good fun.  I'm not sure why, but we think it is funny to share our funky breath with one another...for example...when I eat peanut butter, which Mike is not a huge fan, it's fun to give him a lovely whiff after I've eaten a handful of Reece's pieces.  And in turn, when he eats garlic croutons (gag!), he likes to share the aroma with me as well.  Aren't we just the pillar of maturity?  Anywho...I'm calling this example the wheat thin incident...

Last night I was snacking on some wheat thins and watching my favorite shows on DVR (Modern Family and Cougar Town- hilarious!).  Mike decided to head to bed early so I paused my show and ran to give him a quick kiss before he drifted off.  In my head I decided it would be one of those fun times to share my wheat thin breath with him to see how he liked it (aren't I sweet?)  This is how it went...

Me:  "Goodnight honey"
Michael:  "Goodnight"

***sweet PG kiss***

Michael: "What are you eating?"
Me: "Wheat thins...you like?" 
Michael: "No."

Then I took a deep breath and expelled the aroma in his face, but as I did a chunk of chewed up wheat thin flew out of my mouth and landed on his neck right under his chin.  I burst into laughter...

Michael:  "Eeeewww, get it off! 

He started laughing too and tried to brush the clump off his neck.  At this point I am laughing so hard I can't breath and I'm pretty sure I almost peed my pants.  Just when I thought I could compose myself, he succeeds in getting the clump off his neck, but it rolled into his manly armpit hair.   Bahahahaha, it was hilarious!  After we had a good laugh about it, I removed the clump from his armpit and popped it back in my mouth.

JUST KIDDING- I'm not that gross people! 

I gave it to Yoda who thoroughly enjoyed it. 

Andrea